Interred within this site, you shall discover the ashen bones and mad scribblings of a fool.
This site is designed to contain the writing, art, and other creations of Vulture E. L. Sullivan. To learn more about the creator, visit the obituary. To find its creative works, explore the other tabs at the top of the page.
Why commemorate this?
Doesn't every artist deserve to be known? We've collected the works of this one individual in the hopes that they might be remembered.
And who is this we?
Well, that's not especially relevant, now, is it? This site is about Sullivan, not the author.
How does the site author know Sullivan? Where might they be getting all of this from?
One might suggest that the site author is Sullivan itself, who has committed to referencing itself only in the third person and the past tense, in some sort of pretentious expression of privacy. This suggestion is absurd. Obviously, the site author is a talented medium communing with the late artist to show its works to the world.
This is wildly unsubtle, dude.
Stop reading this nonsense already, then!